
With Min-sik Choi, Hye-jeong Kang, Byeong-ok Kim and Ji-tae Yu
“Even though I’m no more than a monster – don’t I, too, have the right to live?”
So most other pretentious film snobs that I know have always sworn by “Oldboy”; saying that it’s awesome, or great, or “the ultimate fuck job”. I was a little late to the party on this movie, having flirted with the movie a many a time in my Netflix Instant queue. Needless to say, I manned up and started it one night, and to my dismay it’s dubbed in English. Peace out “Oldboy” on Netflix Instant.
So then, all of a sudden there is a much ado about “Oldboy” being remade. Spike Lee signed on, which I thought was kind of sad. Then Josh Brolin signed on to play the oldboy. And of course Warner Brothers (who are producing the remake) have been seriously courting Christian Bale to play the villain. Seems to me, that this could be one of the greatest remakes of all time. Kiss the baby, “The Departed”.

”Oldboy” is one twisted sister of one man’s journey to find the truth. Dae-su Oh (Min-sik Choi) is locked up for 15 years in a hotel room without any answers, or much human contact. The room has a bed, a bathroom and a television. He’s watched under close video surveillance, so when he breaks a picture frame to use the glass to slit his wrists, he’s able to be saved. That’s right – they keep him alive.
Dae-su is then given freedom after 15 years of solitude and is told that he has five days to figure out why he’s been imprisoned or his daughter will be killed. Dae-su embarks on a long and strange trip with Mido (Hye-jeong Kang) a young chef who crosses paths with Dae-su.
To talk anymore about the plot of this film, would be even more confusing than watching the film and trying to fit all the pieces together. This film is graphic in the full sense of the word. Graphic violence, graphic adult situations, graphic nudity, and most of all, a graphic “fuckjob”.
The direction of this film is extremely taut and incredibly honed. It’s nothing less than a fluid movement that never seems forced, stale or over-the-top. There are very few directors that are truly visionary: Martin Scorsese, Terrence Malick, Stanley Kubrick, David Fincher (okay, I suppose I could keep going – but you get the picture). Chan-wook Park has this visionary direction, granted I’ve only seen one of his films, but isn’t that all it should take?
This film takes us on a path of destruction and torment. It’s an incredible looking glass that we view this story from, only understanding what Dae-su understands, and we become the ultimate voyeurs, watching his most private and intimate moments where we try and put the pieces together with him.
The villain of the film is great. He is the embodiment of everything a great cinematic villain should be; he’s mysterious, evil, commands power and above all, shows a flickering hope of human emotions. To my very warped and skewed views I think that in order to be a great villain, you’re good enough to be a James Bond villain. Which, he most certainly is.
I couldn’t help but notice the villain is direct homage to Christian Bale’s turn as Patrick Bateman, the slickback, the style, being filmed showering and working out like Bateman – it makes me think that Bale might not take on the role because of that or; he could completely make the role his own, and put his own trademark on it, which I’m sure is exactly what will happen.

I know I have a tendency to “historically overrate” movies, but I tend to write about films that give me an urgency to write about them, unless the movie is so bad, I relish the moment where I can sit down at this machine and spew my bile into it. Anyways, this is a great film, and if I could, I would seriously kick myself in the ass for allowing it to evade me for so long.
Rating: 9.5/10









